Saga of Chaos!

But because the lava had turned the sand covering the lowest entrance into the spire into glass, which was about 10 meters thick, they realized that they had to climb the tower.

Deutsch Meister moved, causing yegor to jump. Then Yegor lunged. Easily sidestepping, Deutsch Meister flicked his shiny blade across yegors back. Yegor screamed, but was okay. "I could've killed you. I believe I may need to teach you how to fight. First lesson: They call me the LEGENDARY DEUTSCH MEISTER for a reason. You have no hope of defeating me. I am the master, and have laughed in the face of evil that would make the hair on the back of your neck curl. Yes, I knew The One."

Meanwhile, The one had payed for another month of WoW. He suddenly appeared behind Deutsch Meister. "You mean me?" He said in a raspy, evil voice. He cast a spell, and suddenly the AI Kreiger appeared next to him. The The One placed a USB drive into his PC, and used his evil knowledge to install the extremely UBER cheat mod, which had a script to automatically add the weapon and armor to his character, as soon as it was installed. Just as Deutsch Meister Attacked, UBER, intricate armor with a red/black aura appeared on The One, and an Awe inspiring Zweihander blade Appeared in his hands. It was black and red, flaring wider as it approached the tip. It also was surrounded by an aura, and each time he killed someone with it, it made him stronger, and used the person's life-force to create an area of effect damage radius, that would burn anyone not wearing the armor The One was wearing, and The One had the only set.

Deutsch Meister laughed seeing the armor.
"Are you that pathetic that you need armor to fight? Your codes and mods are that of a weak generation, the old traditions stand firm against it!" He shouted stepping into a stance.

Yegor looked at The One and stepped back. he couldn't stand the energy the armor gave off.
"It's.. it's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!" He screamed as his left ear exploded. It regenerated soon after. His sword had regeneration as an ability passed to the wielder.

Tim, Matt, Sam & Walter, and Billy walked through the desert, darkened by the clouds that gathered in the sky. They had a long walk, at least they thought, but someone had the funds to assist them. That someone had enough funds to purchase the I-travel-Dimensional-deluxe version-in-Platinum-gold, better known as the I-Bastard.

A vortex appeared in the shape of an Apple with part of the right side bitten cleanly like a half circle. The waves went out like water and then returned to the portal frame. There a man stood. His Italian Mafia looking clothes and hat fluttering in the wind. "Evening gentlemen." He grinned

Deutsch Meister Fired his Luger into The One, His 9mm Parrabellum roundswere specially modified to include peanut butter in it's tip, which is an extremely deadly substance in the world they were currently in. The Peanut Butter ate a hole through The One's armor, since it was very acidic, and then dealt an extreme amount of attribute damage.

The One suffered a 1000pt drop in his Endurance, 500 in his Strength, 50 to his charisma, 600 each to both his intelligence and willpower, 400 to his speed, and 300 to his agility. In addition, he suffered a 100000 pt drain to his health, and it would last for 4 minutes, a 2000 pt drain to his Magika, and took 40 damage to his fatigue.

However, his armor was already at work healing all of these problems. And to The Ones lvl 500 character, this wasn't that bad damage anyway. Without cheating, the highest level possible to achieve is 60.

Deutsch Meister fired again. And again. And again, and again, and again. But then the "Knee joint" action of his luger Jammed. The One was staggered. Deutsch Meister lunged forward, piercing The One's Armor with his sword. The One was now actually felling in trouble.

But AI Kraiger Saved him, taking Deutsch Meisters place for a short time.

Tim, Matt, Sam & Walter, and Billy looked at Al in wonder.
"I thought you were prevented from moving to another dimension." said Walter.
"Barrier's been removed," said Al as he swirled back his trench coat. Fred, Lily, and Mippppsy fell onto the sand. "Now that we're all here, let's get to the top of that spire."
"But who are they?" said Fred and Sam almost at the same time.
"NOW!!!" shouted Capwn. They began their climb.

AI Kraiger was talking about what books to read when an error occurred and HDM appeared. This also caused the Deutsch Meister to reappear. The One and HDM soon were locked into battle, while the Deutsch Meister turned to deal with Yegor. "Please, have MERCY!" screamed Yegor. The Deutsch Meister said nothing and struck Yegor's sword off the top of the spire. With his regenerative powers gone, Yegor stood no chance against the might of the Deutsch Meister. He pressed the button on his iTravel to teleport, but he didn't know that the Deutsch Meister could neutralize teleportation. Yegor's body from the waist up materialized on a spike on the spire, the rest stayed where it was. He soon bled to death.

Al made his climb easier by using the Dodge Exo-Suit which was basically a battle armor that was mechanically enhancing and protective. He had developed this suit months ago and the test versions were just put into the line of military and illegal cage fighting circuits.

Fred and mippsy decided to take turns, mippsy wasn't as good a climber while carrying a person 3 times it's weight. Lily complained about climbing and wishing to be back in her dimension... The rest just climbed without word.

Yegor's blade laid on the ground at Deustch Meister's feet. He stretched out an arm and opened his hand. An energy went from his fingertips to the blade. The oar of the blade appeared as red darkness. Deutsch Meister seemed to be wrestling the blade with his find. Soon the blade pulsed and changed, the aura now golden and the blade now eyeless and pure. Deutsch Meister lifted the blade and brought it to his hand. He then turned to where HDM and the One were fighting. He smiled his wickedly justified smile behind his hood and said "Tusch". He then lifted his free hand and harnessed a great bought of energy. He moved the arm to point at them his fingertips sparking. Just as the two evils thought nothing was going to happen, Lightning of a golden color shot from Duetsch Meister's fingertips, striking HDM and The One. The AI was totally fried.

HDM was severly hurt. The One got up and laughed.

HDM began to run away, but the Punisher shot him in the back, saying "even the small fish get fried."

The One stood alone against the Deutsch Meister, and it was only a matter of time before he died too. The Deutsch Meister was imbued with powers far older than time itself. The One was far inferior to the power Meister. The Deutsch Meister threw his sword at The One who dodged aside, only to have the blade reverse and impale him. Just then, the others reached the top of the spire.
"Interesting..." muttered Al, "Very interesting..."
"What's happened?" asked Tim.
"The end." said Al, "This is the end..."
<<requesting end to story arch 5 >>
/*Negative*/
<<I'm ending it>>
/*Fine*/
<STORY ARCH 5 END>
<<requesting end of the story in whole>>
/*But, It can't end! It can't!!!*/
<<Everything must end>>
/*.... .... .... F.... I.... N.... E.... !*/
Fine'

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